If you happen to be in South Haven, Michigan, on July 7, be sure to stop by South Haven Memorial Library between 1:00 and 4:00 p.m., to see if I remember how to spell my name. If somebody can distract the shushers, maybe I’ll read a chapter or two out loud. If you bring money, maybe I’ll let you trade it for a book. So many ifs.
I doubt this will be the social event of the season.