Posted by: Don Bemis | November 30, 2015

The Refrigerator Carol

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge in a pear tree.

 

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge sandwich ‘neath a pear tree.

 

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge salad with a pear vinaigrette.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge casserole with a pear slice.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge quiche with a pear glaze.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge loaf with a pear sauce.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge soufflé with a pear dressing.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge pudding with a pear gravy.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge and pear smoothie.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A partridge ice cream with pear topping.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A pair of partridge bone toothpicks.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A gift card for Mister Steak.

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